Did K-Fed eat his kids or something? Dude is fat! In his defense though, fat people are considered "healthy" in his hometown of DouchebagVille.

Just kidding, fatso, she wants to give this guy a massage.

That kid could should be sent to slammer for beating his buddy. Or just given the death penalty. Kids just can't get away with this anymore.

Watch this guy beat the crap out of these little kids. Kung Fu really does work!

This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.

We really don't know why strippers are allowed to have kids if they can't match their shoes.

Kids: Don't try this at home. You will die. This kid didn't die because he's super skinny. Most of you are fat.

We've never liked AC/DC because their fans are totally weird. Case in point, this kid.

Show this to your kids so they don't invest all their Piggy Bank money with a psychopath like Bernie Madoff!

Kim Kardashian's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

Chris Brown's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

Check out the new Lindsay Lohan Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

Midgets, or people as tall as midgets, shouldn't be allowed near a dodgeball game.

Check out the new Michael Phelps Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

Check out the new Jessica Simpson Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

Check out the new Rihanna Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

Your favorite Monkey is back and this time he’s discovered one of the internet’s most annoying species: Emo Kids. If you’re Emo -- or know somebody who’s Emo -- you might want to watch this, and then kill yourself.

You'd think getting chips from a vending machine would be easy and safe. Nope.

If you get too famous, God curses you with ugly, stupid children. See if you can tell which celebrity parent gave life to this repulsive boy or girl.