When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!

Did K-Fed eat his kids or something? Dude is fat! In his defense though, fat people are considered "healthy" in his hometown of DouchebagVille.

Just kidding, fatso, she wants to give this guy a massage.

That kid could should be sent to slammer for beating his buddy. Or just given the death penalty. Kids just can't get away with this anymore.

Watch this guy beat the crap out of these little kids. Kung Fu really does work!

This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.

After you both enjoy a nice episode of 30 Rock together, he will then not-so-enjoyably molest you.

We really don't know why strippers are allowed to have kids if they can't match their shoes.

Kids: Don't try this at home. You will die. This kid didn't die because he's super skinny. Most of you are fat.

We've never liked AC/DC because their fans are totally weird. Case in point, this kid.

We really have no idea who Kelly Brook is. But does it matter? She's English, has a rocking body and for a Londoner, she has perfect teeth. An amazing combination.

Show this to your kids so they don't invest all their Piggy Bank money with a psychopath like Bernie Madoff!

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Midgets, or people as tall as midgets, shouldn't be allowed near a dodgeball game.

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