Help these famous cinematic porkers out by finishing their lines so they can get back to eating. They’ll eat you if you get the answer wrong.

Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

It’s the year 3047 and a crazy space ship is flying through deep space at the speed of light. If that doesn’t tell you how much this game’s gonna rock intergalactic ass, nothing will.

Watching random people get hurt to touching music really makes our day. It's the perfect combination, like peanut butter and chocolate.

This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

This kid is totally luckly.

Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

Ready Freddy is a helpful little Teddy Bear who wants to help kids learn about fire safety! Be sure to watch this with your kids!

Don't laugh. We're all obsessed with Vanessa Hudgens.

We kid about Lohan all the time, but never about her sideboob. We always welcome it.

When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!

Did K-Fed eat his kids or something? Dude is fat! In his defense though, fat people are considered "healthy" in his hometown of DouchebagVille.

Just kidding, fatso, she wants to give this guy a massage.

That kid could should be sent to slammer for beating his buddy. Or just given the death penalty. Kids just can't get away with this anymore.

Watch this guy beat the crap out of these little kids. Kung Fu really does work!

This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.

After you both enjoy a nice episode of 30 Rock together, he will then not-so-enjoyably molest you.

We really don't know why strippers are allowed to have kids if they can't match their shoes.

Kids: Don't try this at home. You will die. This kid didn't die because he's super skinny. Most of you are fat.