This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!

These poor women were kicked out of Disneyland after innocently expressing their love of Minnie Mouse… and titties. No harm no foul!

A reality TV show in England had a kick off series premier when one of their more attractive female guests lifted up her arm and revealed her true identity. Paula Cole.

Pluto must have been kicked in the crotch one too many times and decided to run down this little brat. So much for "happiest place on Earth".

Baby Bruce Lee will kick your ass with adorable roundhouses to the face.

It is good to see minor leaguers are learning how to kick some ass. Hopefully they get called up and teach Barry or A-Rod a lesson or two with their fists.

This kid went into his local Wal-Mart and would not stop rapping Baby Got Back over the intercom until they kicked him out. Way to go Jonah Hill look-a-like.

These boots kick ass! Literally! Err, but if you took them off and put them on your hand, they could *literally* punch you in the face.

Amateur stuntman Rod Kimble (ANDY SAMBERG) has a problem – his step-father Frank (IAN MCSHANE) is a jerk. Frank picks on Rod, tosses him around like a rag doll in their weekly sparring sessions, and definitely doesn’t respect him, much less his stunts. But when Frank falls ill, it’s up to Rod to stage the jump of his life, in order to save his step-father. The plan: Jump 15 buses, raise the money for Frank’s heart operation, and then…kick his ass.

This unfortunate chap got gored in the arse during the running of the bulls in Pamplona. And you thought he just had too much Ass-Kicking Hot Sauce!

Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.

Robbers On High Street have been kicking around the New York rock scene for a number of years now, but if you ask us they’re going to be a household name after the release of their latest record, Grand Animals, due out on July 24th. So yeah this is a sneak peek into what the album has in store, and you heard it at Live at LG first!

Max Tyrie made a Modest Mouse video with 4,133 Kinko's copies and stop-motion photography. The result kicks After-Effects ass.

A Tae Kwon Do fighter gets kick in the head so hard that he falls to the ground, then tries to get up and stumbles around like a drunken jerk! Yay sports!

This news video depicts a violent protest on the streets of Santiago, Chile. For more than 8 hours, riot police tried to contain the blood-thirsty protesters. Then one drop-kicked a cop. Awesome.

Because what you say and where you say it... sometimes people jump to the wrong conclusion, and you get your ass kicked.

Sanjaya finally got kicked off American Idol, and word in Hollywood is that there were cheers heard from the production studio. Here you see him cry like the little b*tch he is. Enjoy.

Seriously, if he wasn't famous he'd get kicked out of places for being a homeless person. Scary. (He touches a supermodel with those fingers.)

Kids are SOOO adorable when they talk about monsters, and say words they shouldn't.

Carmen was feeling frisky on the Tonight Show, and methinks she freaked out Rob Schneider with her one-woman show!