Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz tried to kick this paparazzi guy’s ass and it was hilarious! Now it’s your turn to be the paparazzi guy and kick Justin, Cameron and even Princess Di’s ass!

You’re a leader. The Chosen One. The boss. Amazing. You’re a hero – the awesome ones you see in all those kick-ass action movies. So we have to ask: Which movie hero are you?

This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.

If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.

Some guys cry like girls -- not because they were kicked in the gonads -- but because they *don't* have any gonads.

The United States Secret Service has kicked so much ass over the years. Here are the ways in which they've served our country.

This is still payback for Al Capone's vault.

Noel kinda deserved getting his ass kicked. Oasis has been ripping off The Beatles for too long! It's time to stand up to those English bastards!

Wow, soccer fans can actually kick some ass. However, soccer still sux balls.

Gymnastic Olympic Alicia Sacramone is not only really hot, she can kick your little ass.

Because watching fighters kick things is an enjoyable way to spend your time while drunk.

Here it is - the only time you're ever going to watch the WNBA this year. And don't think these ladies can't kick your ass, because they can.

The Police Academy is a rough place nowadays.

Dear Crappy Dude from Razorlight, your band sucks, you suck, do not spread your suck to Hermoine or Ron will kick your ass!

They'd both kick the Cloverfield monster's ass.

This must be how people in the middle east keep their camels from running away. It’s better than strapping bombs to them. Ailalalalaay!

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

This new F1 lawnmower is built for speed, comfort and the expedient removal of your limbs.

Because you always wanted to see your apples kick mayo's smug ass.