The lies Paris Hilton told Larry King. From the Tonight Show.

What happens when you leave for the weekend and your friends happen to have 60 phone books laying around? Why THIS VIDEO, of course!

The Spanish Fly is back and his approach to getting laid has gotten even lazier. Now he trolling cyber-space to find the wheel chair-bound fattie of his dreams.

Obviously this is a novelty item, because the idea is that someone would walk into your bedroom and think, at first, that you and your heterosexual partner were lying there naked. ...Or it just might be for fat people that don't want to look gross when they're naked. Yeah.

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are pegged to host a new reality TV series that basically gets virgins laid. It's being made by the same guy that released the Paris Hilton sex tape, so you know it's gonna be classy.

This week America lays a President to rest, and that President is Gerald "Jheri Curl" Ford

This Texas birth record seems to prove that Beyonce Giselle Knowles was born in 1974, making her 32, not 25 like she claims.

Have you ever played this new music game? We show you pictures, you put them together and then you're a rock star. And then you get laid like a rock star. Not really.

With a clever tattoo like that, it's a wonder this guy never gets laid.

Seriously, California is having forest fire problems! Lay off the beans, buddy! This means YOU!

Will K-Fed’s alleged cheating be the straw that breaks the crying, pregnant camel’s back?

We never knew that Holy Water could be used as a weapon, and that priests really know how to lay the smack down.

This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.

Ghetto Stiletto is taking the fashion world by storm (we lie!). In this episode, Elmo shows you how to recycle bad fashion.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features comic book movies, which you watch because you can't get laid.

How good is your knowledge of Urban Legends? Are you a gullible bastard or can you smell a lie like a fart in a car?

Grab yourself a bottle of Jack Daniels and settle down into your Lay-Z-Boy for a100 tubular questions of pure 80s trivia. Totally rad!