The Los Angeles Board of Health clearly graded Kelly's ass Grade A.

Billy Zane is about to secure Kelly Brook with the dreaded scissor hold.

How long do you think he and his friends giggled like schoolgirls saying "Are you gonna do it? really? you're gonna do it? OMG OMG"

Elizabeth Taylor, then and now.

In case you were wondering, Kelly Brook has HUGE, NATURAL boobies. You're welcome.

Christina Aguilera is still swamped with rumors that she's three months pregnant, but one thing is for sure: she wants to get into acting! She's reading scripts; hopefully they're better than "Glitter," "Crossroads," and "From Justin to Kelly."

Kelly Ripa rode the mechanical bull... and looked hot doing it!

Kelly's plumped up of late, but that doesn't stop her from chatting up some chubby fans.

These two make a fug-fabulous couple! Who's got the flask?

Kelly Brook looks good in a bikini. Just sayin'.

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

I really do idolize her. Especially her puppets.

Kelly Clarkson chugging Jack Daniels with a metal band. Oh Kelly"" you're soooo hardcore!!

Kelly wants some shoes. Betch.

Taylor Hicks wins Idol. America wins a giant text messaging bill.

This is a game of skill, memory and the extremely retarded dance stylings of American Idol contestant Taylor “I got the ticks” Hicks!

R. Kelly is a pervert. That's why you should throw little children at him.