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The Kelly Family

The Kelly Family

How to stop bed-wetting through public humiliation.

 
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The Kelly Family

By: LG Staff
March 25 2011, 9:09 AM

How to stop bed-wetting through public humiliation.

 

 
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What Is Wrong With Kelly Ripa's Belly Button?

By: LG Staff
April 20 2010, 10:15 AM

Kelly Ripa's belly button looks like it's going to rip out of her abs and eat her face. DELICIOUS.

(via The Superficial)

 
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Tiffany Theissen Is Going To Give Birth to Something

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 11 2009, 11:32 AM

The girl that Mr. Belding totally wanted to bang, but couldn't because of legal (and grossness) reasons, is pregnant.

This got us thinking: What would Tiffany Theissen's child look like if she made it with the Saved By The Bell cast members? Well, we ran the sperm of Zack, Slater, Screech and yes, Mr. Belding, through a BabyMaker app on the Knocked Up movie's website (science!) and it came up with the results below. We can only speculate that if any of these babies were to shoot out of Kelly Kopowski's crotch the doctor would most likely toss it into a trash bin. Or she will. Or we will. Who knows? These babies are pretty fricking 'tardy for the party (if you know what I'm saying).

 

Kelly Brook's Boobs Are On Vacation

Kelly Brook's Boobs Are On Vacation

Here is Kelly, vacationing in LA with her boobs and butt. That's all we need to say because we don't even think you're looking at these words at this point.

 

Kelly Brook Looks Better Than You

Kelly Brook Looks Better Than You

If you have to wear a bathing suit this summer, make sure you have boobs.

 

Kelly Clarkson Might Be A Fatass

Kelly Clarkson Might Be A Fatass

Damn. What happened to Kelly Clarkson? Looks like she's gonna chock on a ham sandwich some day.

 

Kelly Ripa's Stomach Is Gross

Kelly Ripa's Stomach Is Gross

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

 

Kelly Bensimon's Boob Tries To Run Away

Kelly Bensimon's Boob Tries To Run Away

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

 

Kelly Brook Has Curves

Kelly Brook Has Curves

We really have no idea who Kelly Brook is. But does it matter? She's English, has a rocking body and for a Londoner, she has perfect teeth. An amazing combination.

 

Regis Will Fart If He Wants To

Regis Will Fart If He Wants To

Poor Kelly Ripa. 30 seconds after Regis farted, she turned green and died.

 

Carrie Underwood in a Bikini

Carrie Underwood in a Bikini

Kelly Clarkson could not be reached for comment.

 

David Lynch Puts Panties in his Mouth

David Lynch Puts Panties in his Mouth

Weird but par for the course with this guy.

 

Kelly Brook's Thong

Kelly Brook's Thong

The Los Angeles Board of Health clearly graded Kelly's ass Grade A.

 

Billy Zane Scissors Kelly Brook's Boobs

Billy Zane Scissors Kelly Brook's Boobs

Billy Zane is about to secure Kelly Brook with the dreaded scissor hold.

 

Fan Attacks Kelly Clarkson

Fan Attacks Kelly Clarkson

How long do you think he and his friends giggled like schoolgirls saying "Are you gonna do it? really? you're gonna do it? OMG OMG"

 

Kelly Brook Topless

Kelly Brook Topless

In case you were wondering, Kelly Brook has HUGE, NATURAL boobies. You're welcome.

 

Xtina's Boobs Are Pregnant

Xtina's Boobs Are Pregnant

Christina Aguilera is still swamped with rumors that she's three months pregnant, but one thing is for sure: she wants to get into acting! She's reading scripts; hopefully they're better than "Glitter," "Crossroads," and "From Justin to Kelly."

 

Kelly Ripa's Bullride

Kelly Ripa's Bullride

Kelly Ripa rode the mechanical bull... and looked hot doing it!

 

Kelly Clarkson's New BBW BBFs

Kelly Clarkson's New BBW BBFs

Kelly's plumped up of late, but that doesn't stop her from chatting up some chubby fans.