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Chainisaw Wake-up Call

Chainisaw Wake-up Call

When the world's cruelest parents get creative, their children pay the price.

 

Who'd You Rather 216: Christmastime!

Who'd You Rather 216: Christmastime!

Here they are! All the remaining holiday references we couldn’t work into the last three Who’d You Rathers! All at prices so low we’re practically giving them away!

 

Grand Theft Mario

Grand Theft Mario

Nintendo and RockStar Games join forces as Rocktendo to create a new line of games. I hear their stock prices rising!

 

Back-to-School Condoms

Back-to-School Condoms

You'll love our Roll-Back prices! Discounted for her pleasure!

 

Gas Prices

Gas Prices

That's not expensive. Just the other day we had to chop off our collective penis for 1 gallon of Diesel. Our car doesn't even use diesel.

 

David Spade Talks Suri

David Spade Talks Suri

How did Katie Holmes Cruise give birth to TomKitten? David Spade spills the beans.

 

Kate Couric Loves Pigeons

Kate Couric Loves Pigeons

Okay, we get it. You love animals, especially flying rats. Katie, you look stupid.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Gives Katie Herpes

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Gives Katie Herpes

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Annoying Elmo

Annoying Elmo

There's a price to pay for being the only girl at the LiquidGeneration offices. This is one of them.

 

Stupid Movie Quiz: Tom Cruise

Stupid Movie Quiz: Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is known for his devotion to Scientology, being crazy, having a baby with Katie Holmes, but did you know he also makes movies? It’s true! That’s why we devoted a whole Stupid Movie Quiz to this quackjob.