Isn't that adorable? Yeah we love doggies too.

Vince Neil has a cruiseline called "Motley Cruise." I'm guessing it's for aging groupies and the Crüe fans who love them.

He proposed… she sorta said yes!

O RLY!

The ladies from Flavor of Love are getting schooled. Hopefully they will learn how not to crap their pants.

I just love these outfits. This movie makes me want to be an ice princess.

It's cool; they're in love.

Me love you long time!

Katie Holmes is reportedly being punished by the "church" of Sciencrappery for not abiding by their alien overlords rules! No, Katie, NOOOOO!

This track is an acoustic version of the first track off of the Mezzanine Owls debut album called Slingshot Echoes. We love it when a band comes in and does a version of a song that’s a lot different from the studio recording. After you listen to the Live at LG version head over to their site to hear the original.

I love the smell of crazy in the morning.

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.

For a chick whose famous for little more than her fantastic rack, you'd think she would have done this a LOOOONG time ago.

American Idol's favorite slutty contestant loves being wet. In fountains. Not that other way. But she probably likes that too.

This is another genius remix of "The Beetis"! You'll fall in love with diabetes, just like us!

Gotta love the under-boobs. Especially HUGE Keely Hazell under-boob.

For some reason I can't find more photos of Courtney at this Oscars after-party. Help! Need more photographic evidence of crazy!

Everyone Loves that Patricia Heaton doesn't wear a bra!

We love drunk soulful singer Amy Winehouse, and her song "Rehab." It's made even better by Britney Spears!!!