When we want to be a douchebag, we go to a pool party and sit like this, too.

Now that Jon and Kate are officially getting divorced, we have been invited into their house to mess around with their stuff and find out what secrets lurk in their living room!

Avert your eyes!?! Get sexy with yourself!?! We can't tell what's going on here either.

LOST Babies features Baby Jack, Baby Kate, and all your favorite LOST characters as infants in this spin-off cartoon series exploring the beginning of the interwoven history in the LOST universe.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

They listened to Soundgarden, watched Singles, and talked about how much easier life would be if they lived in Seattle.

Remember when everybody couldn't wait for her and her sister to turn 18? Yeah, that seems like it was a long time ago.

Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.

It looks like her "Goldie Hawn years" will be here sooner than we expected. Time to delete Penny Lane from your 70s rock star fantasy.

The "Pharaoh's Tomb" takes a stab at recreating a famous Anna Karina scene from the French New Wave.

She is a child of Marx and Coca-Cola...and she looks really hot in knee-high socks.

Kate Hudson may or may not be pregnant but she is definitely showing off her best side on vacation.

It's called trying too hard, and it's what you're doing.

Kate Moss dresses like a pigeon and craps on the street.

Why is he sitting like that? Why is she with this girly guy? She spent the rest of the evening kissing, in public! It’s the Pete Wentz syndrome!

Miss Mary dresses like Mrs. Finch from "Follow that Bird". She looks like she escaped from the mental wing of Shady Pines retirement community. Get a new look granny!

Mary-Kate Olsen is now starring in Weeds. She once starred in Full House. Here the two characters meet for the first time.

In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.