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Kate Moss's Coke Nose

Kate Moss's Coke Nose

Never fear, Kate Moss is off the gack. Hahahahaha, just kidding.

 

Kate Couric Loves Pigeons

Kate Couric Loves Pigeons

Okay, we get it. You love animals, especially flying rats. Katie, you look stupid.

 

The Mary-Kate Olsen Ride

The Mary-Kate Olsen Ride

Yes, but how old do you have to be?

 

Kate Moss Pole Dances

Kate Moss Pole Dances

No, Kate Moss did not snort a boatload of blow before filming this White Stripes music video. Or so we'd like to think.

 

Kate Moss Cocaine Video Real

Kate Moss Cocaine Video Real

Watch Kate Moss snort boatloads of scrumptiously delicious blow.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.

 

Kate Moss Cocaine Video

Kate Moss Cocaine Video

Watch Kate Moss snort a boatload of cocaine. This is the uncensored version of the video, just the way we know you like it.

 

The Olsen Twins Turn 18

The Olsen Twins Turn 18

The day Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen turned 18 was probably the greatest day of our lives.

 

Norbit Valentine Ecard

Norbit Valentine Ecard

Norbit (Eddie Murphy) has never had it easy. As a baby, he was abandoned on the steps of a Chinese restaurant/orphanage and raised by Mr. Wong (Eddie Murphy). Things get worse when he's forced into marriage by the mean, junk food-chugging queen, Rasputia (Eddie Murphy). Just when Norbit's hanging by his last thread, his childhood sweetheart, Kate (Thandie Newton), moves back to town. In the comedy "Norbit," he'll show them all that nice guys sometimes finish first.

 

Norbit Ecard: Girl, You Make Me Nauseous

Norbit Ecard: Girl, You Make Me Nauseous

Do you have a special somone in your life? Send them a Norbit e-card! Norbit (Eddie Murphy) has never had it easy. As a baby, he was abandoned on the steps of a Chinese restaurant/orphanage and raised by Mr. Wong (Eddie Murphy). Things get worse when he's forced into marriage by the mean, junk food-chugging queen, Rasputia (Eddie Murphy). Just when Norbit's hanging by his last thread, his childhood sweetheart, Kate (Thandie Newton), moves back to town. In the comedy "Norbit," he'll show them all that nice guys sometimes finish first.