The wrong way.

Chop down a tree to get at the bicycle.

I have no sympathy for people who try and karate chop pieces of glass.

If you're going to karate kick somebody on a street in front of lots of people, make sure there is nobody there to film it.

When chopping down a tree make sure your stupidity is out of the way.

We “get it on” with the very sexiest teen flicks.

Because watching fighters kick things is an enjoyable way to spend your time while drunk.

This just doesn't look like the gritty realism that Christian Bale promised.

At first it looks like this kid is a big old douche bag, but near the end he knocks the other guy to the floor, with some major speed. Wax on, Wax off my friend.

Chuck used to have a cartoon in the '80s called Karate Kommandos. It was basically the A-Team but lame.

"Jack Frost" is an amazing B-movie horror flick from the 90s. Shannon Elizabeth played the sexy victim, and the snowman's carrot played her "boyfriend."

This douche thinks he's enough of a karate expert to make videos. He can't even break boards with his face!

That's not expensive. Just the other day we had to chop off our collective penis for 1 gallon of Diesel. Our car doesn't even use diesel.

Rumor has it that this bat chopped off the head of the woman in yellow. True story.

What if the 10 Commandments movie were a teen flick?