GAMES
Mr. Walken is one of the most quotable actors of our time. He’s also one of the most snazziest dancers.
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11/14/2008
ANIMATIONS
Your favorite Monkey is back and this time he’s discovered one of the internet’s most annoying species: Emo Kids. If you’re Emo -- or know somebody who’s Emo -- you might want to watch this, and then kill yourself.
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11/13/2008
ANIMATIONS
Henry The Internet Junkie Monkey runs into a video of the internet phenomenon Fred and it changes his life forever!
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9/12/2008
PHOTOS
Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.
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7/12/2007
PHOTOS
Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.
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6/26/2007
PHOTOS
Seriously, if he wasn't famous he'd get kicked out of places for being a homeless person. Scary. (He touches a supermodel with those fingers.)
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4/21/2007
PHOTOS
Getting off smack sometimes makes you gain weight. Just sayin'.
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3/29/2007
ANIMATIONS
Perez Hilton is the reigning gossip queen on the internet, and our beloved Henry has a few choice words for him.
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3/16/2007
VIDEOS
I don't know what's grosser, that they're cutting her open in front of my eyes, or that she keeps demanding her baby like a junkie demanding heroin. Creepy.
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11/7/2006
GAMES
In Race Race Revolution it doesn’t matter whether you’re driving a Ferrari or a junky jalopy. What matters is the fast action – fast finger tapping action! Remember to get "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift" on DVD and HD DVD, September 26!
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9/20/2006