She really knows how to use that face of hers.

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

Obama gives McCain a very special thank you.

Don't walk in his path or he'll eat you.

John McCain's reaction to the Dramatic Gopher crawling up his butt.

Ever wonder how John McCain would look in eight years? Wonder no more!

This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.

The Republicans are just pissed off because Barack is a better singer than Rick Astley.

Barack Obama better watch out. John McCain will break his face with his muscles.

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

He reccomends a tall boy when using your driver.

Hillary Clinton just announced today that she will be running against Obama and McCain as an independent!

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.

The epitome of the American Dream in 2008.

And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.

The only man that could fill John Bonham's shoes.

Hallelujah, he's still alive.

More exciting than a John Tesh album.

John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.

This probably won't help John Madden get on a plane anytime soon.