Kanye West is a musical douchebag genius, and he's also the star of this new Torture Chamber where he gets the crap beat out of him.

Britney Spears gets thrown into the good old LG torture chamber. Now you can give her a few burns and some broken bones to go along with that nasty c-section scar. Happy Birthday Britney!

See what happens when scientists from the Planet Shaka Khan perform their tests on Hollywood Legend Tom Cruise. The results are shocking, strange, and morally wrong.

It's time to torture Peter Griffin from Family Guy! You can hump his chin later!

She really knows how to use that face of hers.

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

Lindsay Lohan snorted all her cocaine yesterday and she needs your help to make her lose weight.

Look who we're putting in the Crazy Chamber -- Daxter from the PSP game! Does he have what it takes to survive the chamber's craziness?

Don't like George W. Bush? Well now you can torture him without going to prison!

John McCain's reaction to the Dramatic Gopher crawling up his butt.

Ever wonder how John McCain would look in eight years? Wonder no more!

The Republicans are just pissed off because Barack is a better singer than Rick Astley.

Barack Obama better watch out. John McCain will break his face with his muscles.

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

He reccomends a tall boy when using your driver.

It's adorable the way they make his small doggie brain struggle to acquire the food he needs to live.

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.

The epitome of the American Dream in 2008.

And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.

When the priest looks like he'd understand, you should probably run.