Courtesy of John Nolan...this guy is incredible.

Not every celebrity sex tape listed, was released to the public. For good reason, who wants to see John Edwards go at it?

She really knows how to use that face of hers.

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

Some politicians are very, very repetitive.

John McCain's reaction to the Dramatic Gopher crawling up his butt.

Ever wonder how John McCain would look in eight years? Wonder no more!

Democratic VP Candidate Joe Biden tells a war vet to stand up for some applause. However, the war vet's a paraplegic. Awkkkkwarrrd.

The Republicans are just pissed off because Barack is a better singer than Rick Astley.

Barack Obama better watch out. John McCain will break his face with his muscles.

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

He reccomends a tall boy when using your driver.

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.

The epitome of the American Dream in 2008.

And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.

The only man that could fill John Bonham's shoes.