That Shamwow Creep

That Shamwow Creep

We knew there was something just weird and dark about this guy.

 

Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Boobs For A Walk #235

Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Boobs For A Walk #235

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

 

Bat-skanks

Bat-skanks

These two have seen The Dark Knight, and you most likely have not. It's a cruel world we live in.

 
 
 

The Patroits' Secret Pini

The Patroits' Secret Pini

Camera-Gate is not the Patriots' darkest secret, that title lies with locker room "servant" Pini Swissa.

 

The Dark Knight Trailer

The Dark Knight Trailer

In theaters 7-18-08. Batman and James Gordon join forces with Gotham's new District Attorney, Harvey Dent, to take on a psychotic bank robber known as The Joker, whilst other forces plot against them, and Joker's crimes grow more and more deadly.

 

Snow Angels Trailer

Snow Angels Trailer

In theaters 3-7-08. A couple that have separated are each attempting to pick up the threads of a future when they are dealt a further blow that leads to a dark conclusion. And a somewhat-nerdy young man in the throes of discovering a first romance must also deal with the separation and consequent strife of his parents' failed relationship.

 

Glow in the dark pussy cats

Glow in the dark pussy cats

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

 

Magic or Some Junk

Magic or Some Junk

We don’t know what this dark magic entails, but this seems to be some sort of witch craft… or Photoshop.

 

Uncle Tom's Toothpaste

Uncle Tom's Toothpaste

Wait a minute.. Who wants their teeth to get darker?

 

The Day the Routers Died...

The Day the Routers Died...

If you get every joke in this song you are probably very intelligent although you live alone in a dark apartment.

 

Brit's Butt

Brit's Butt

Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.

 

Huge Freakish Tongue

Huge Freakish Tongue

In a dark corner of a strip bar somewhere, Gene Simmons is eating his heart out.

 

Jessica Simpson is Fugly

Jessica Simpson is Fugly

Jessica recently changed her hair to a dark brunette, and started acting like the dye was melting her brain!

 

Sex in the Dark

Sex in the Dark

Old people turn off the lights and act like they are having sex. Watch how the marks react!

 

Little Girl Giant

Little Girl Giant

She's a puppet. She's a little girl. She'll freak you out if you watch this alone, in the dark, without your woobee.

 

Hot Body

Hot Body

We wonder if we look this hot while changing our clothes. Sadly, we'll never know because we change our clothes in the dark.

 

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