What kind of coach would stick his hands down your shorts during a team picture!? … and where would one go to sign up for such a team?

Gwen Stefani used to be hard core and she rocked. Now she sings pop music and kidnaps Asians. If you're going to sell out, UPSIZE THE BOOBS!

Can you match together pairs of celebrity boobs? It’s a hard job, but somebody’s got to do it.

Britney's crystal ball may be covered in fried chicken grease, but it still gets the job done!

Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.

These pyrotechnicians are making a wall of fire because they're apparently bored and like to burn things. Sounds like my job!

iGasm, a new iPod-powered vibrator, is pissing off Apple because its advertisements blatantly rip of the iPod brand. Maybe Steve Jobs would be less pissy if he got a little vibe-action in his life.

Nice job, Kate, drop the booger sugar on your black jeans. Oh, wait... maybe you weren't blowing rails? What could you have been up to in that club??

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

A German ad company placed this "goatse"-eque ad over a pedestrian tunnel, because you shouldn't have to crawl up your boss' bum for a good job. Eww.

We’ve turned one of your favorite 80’s movies into a suspenseful video game. You are Bender and you’re job is to save the rest of your friends in detention from the evil school principal!

TV’s most lovable drunk stumbles onto LG. We compiled Paula’s most recent drunktastic Idol clips into one hilarious video.

Her melons are looking meatier… did she get 'em done, or is that just a really good bra?

Wow. Good job, Anne. That really blows any and every nip slip out of the water.

Nice job, scientists, way to kill a "living fossil" because of your sefish greed for information. Jerks.

How dare a celebrity surgically enhance his/her face for the betterment of his/her image!

Wow. You think this guy has a hard time getting jobs now?

This blow job kit is a must-have for every single gal!

Yeah. So you get to watch your football match, but now your hot girlfriend hates you. Nice job, retard.

Shepard Smith has a dirty, dirty mind when it comes to reporting on J.Lo.