PHOTOS
Being a Guido is a full time job, hair doesn't gel itself, tans don't spray themselves on, and chests don't wax themselves, a Guido's gotta do it himself.
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1/28/2008
PHOTOS
There are worse jobs than being the guy who fondles Alessandra Ambrosio to get her bikini just right.
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1/28/2008
MOVIES
In theaters 3-7-08. Holed up in Bruges, Belgium after a difficult job, two hit men (Farrell and Gleeson) begin to differ on their views of life and death as they become used to local customs.
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12/20/2007
PHOTOS
Oh Paris, that stunning shade of "Recently gave a blow job" red really accents your smile… and the fact that you're an idiot.
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11/12/2007
PHOTOS
Jewel looks like she has had a boob job, but instead of silicone, the doctor dropped in a large clump of playdoh. Oh well, anything to distract from the teeth.
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11/11/2007
PHOTOS
This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.
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11/2/2007
VIDEOS
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the ipod was introduced to a high school auditorium of nerds. It was a simpler time when iphone=poser meant nothing.
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10/25/2007
VIDEOS
Your favorite childhood heroes Gumby & Pokey are now detectives. Watch them completely suck at their new job!
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10/19/2007
PHOTOS
Now this is a school! Forget to do your homework? Not a problem. Apparently all you have to do is go down on the teacher and INSTANT A! They don’t even seem shy about this policy either.
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10/11/2007
VIDEOS
Alabama and Georgia were in overtime of a college football game and Mike Patrick asked "What is britney doing with her life?". For shame ESPN, thats our job.
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9/24/2007