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Heavy Metal Babies Love Cookies

By: David Portado
February 05 2010, 3:56 PM

 

I'm sure Jim Henson's idea of the cookie monsters was not to encourage these babies to headbang like there is no tomorrow.

 

 

 
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Apple Really Wants To Freak You Out With That iPad Video

By: Slippy Jenkins
January 27 2010, 2:54 PM


So you've finally seen the iPad and made a tampon joke or two about it. But if my gut is telling the truth, then we're all going to be dead when the people at Apple Corporate murder us with their lazer beam eyes. Seriously! Have you checked out that iPad video yet? Here are some stills:

Senior Vice President of Industrial Design Jonathan Ive is responsible for make the things at Apple pretty. However, his eyes can see through your underpants and shoot amazingly designed lazer beams at your face, so watch out.

After he's done eating all the meat on your bones, SVP of Hardware Bob Mansfield, will kidnap your 13-year-old nephew and try to play video games with him. Or he might appear in Crimson Tide 2 - SERIOUSLY GUYS, DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE THAT ONE GUY? JUST A LITTLE BIT?

Scott Forstall, SVP of iPhone Software, will stare at you from across the room until you're completely naked. I kid you not. He will not leave until then.

Okay, stop looking at them. You know what I'm talking about. This is getting a little childish right now.

 

PopToon: Celebs Who Died

PopToon: Celebs Who Died

Over the years many celebrities have died. In this parody of a famous Jim Carroll song, we make fun of them.

 

Jim McCarrey

Jim McCarrey

Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.

 

Jim Carrey Just Likes Versace

Jim Carrey Just Likes Versace

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

 

Beamz Music System

Beamz Music System

Invisible musical laser beams are the future.

 

Lasagna Cat

Lasagna Cat

The platform Jim Davis always deserved for Garfield.

 

Beef Jerky Babe

Beef Jerky Babe

Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!

 

Hilary Duff Hates Her Teeth

Hilary Duff Hates Her Teeth

Watch how many times Hilary Duff tries to hide her big fake teeth during this interview with comedian Jim Norton.

 

All Smiles - Summer Stay

All Smiles - Summer Stay

This week we were psyched to have Jim Fairchild drop by the studio to play a couple of songs from the new All Smiles record, Ten Readings of a Warning. Enjoy!

 

The Office: Pam's a Slut

The Office: Pam's a Slut

In the Liquid Generation version of "The Office" season finale, Pam and Jim are totally boinking. I mean bleeping.

 

Jim Gaffingan's "Hot Pockets"

Jim Gaffingan's

Mister Jim Gaffigan is very funny. You might recognize him for his extreme paleness. Here he shares with us his deep feelings about Hot Pockets

 

Annoying Lifeguard

Annoying Lifeguard

Jim Carrey stars as the over-th-top lifeguard, to Will Ferrell's hot-tub-swimmer-in-trouble.