Weee-ooooo, weee-ooooo... looks like Jesus called the Fashion Police!

Blasphemy? Maybe. But who hasn't dreamt of a gay Jesus singing Diana Ross?

Jesus, girl, leave SOMETHING to the imagination.

Join famous director turned archeologist James Cameron as he makes an amazing discovery in Jesus’ tomb… Jesus himself!

Look deep into this dog's butt and see a vision of Jesus. Then puke.

Jesus is such a good sport.

I don't know why Jesus say these types of things, but it's beginning to upset the children.

Jesus freakin' Cripes, woman, now even your boobs look messed up? Get it together already, Brit!!

This Puerto Rican preacher thinks he's the second coming of Jesus, and his followers are paying him for it! What a douche!

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Have you ever gotten a homeless person confused with the Son of God, Jesus Christ? We certainly have.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Here are some of the most mystifying Virgin Mary sightings ever captured on film. Kind of.

Gather your loved ones and watch Baby Jesus get burped. This is the most adorable thing we’ve ever produced.