Jesus Never Said...

Jesus Never Said...

Weee-ooooo, weee-ooooo... looks like Jesus called the Fashion Police!

 

Jesus Will Survive

Jesus Will Survive

Blasphemy? Maybe. But who hasn't dreamt of a gay Jesus singing Diana Ross?

 

Lindsay's Fat and Naked

Lindsay's Fat and Naked

Jesus, girl, leave SOMETHING to the imagination.

 

News: James Cameron Totally Discovers Jesus

News: James Cameron Totally Discovers Jesus

Join famous director turned archeologist James Cameron as he makes an amazing discovery in Jesus’ tomb… Jesus himself!

 

Holy Ass

Holy Ass

Look deep into this dog's butt and see a vision of Jesus. Then puke.

 
 

Dirty, Dirty Jesus

Dirty, Dirty Jesus

I don't know why Jesus say these types of things, but it's beginning to upset the children.

 

Britney's Weird Boob

Britney's Weird Boob

Jesus freakin' Cripes, woman, now even your boobs look messed up? Get it together already, Brit!!

 

Jesus is Puerto Rican

Jesus is Puerto Rican

This Puerto Rican preacher thinks he's the second coming of Jesus, and his followers are paying him for it! What a douche!

 

Whoose Boobs Week 190: Hot Jesus Freaks

Whoose Boobs Week 190: Hot Jesus Freaks

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

 

Homeless or Jesus

Homeless or Jesus

Have you ever gotten a homeless person confused with the Son of God, Jesus Christ? We certainly have.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Awkward Jesus Returns

Suck My News Weekly: Awkward Jesus Returns

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Jesus Loves Uggs!

Suck My News Weekly: Jesus Loves Uggs!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Divine Visions of Mary & Jesus

Divine Visions of Mary & Jesus

Here are some of the most mystifying Virgin Mary sightings ever captured on film. Kind of.

 

Burping Jesus

Burping Jesus

Gather your loved ones and watch Baby Jesus get burped. This is the most adorable thing we’ve ever produced.

 

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