Sex in HD

Sex in HD

With Sex and the City coming to HD DVD, everyone will be able to bask in the gloriousness that is the petrified face of Sarah Jessica Parker.

 

Jessica Simpson Is A Muppet

Jessica Simpson Is A Muppet

Jessica Simpson looks like a dumb Muppet from Fraggle Rock. All she is missing is a dunce cap and a catchy song about dyslexia.

 

Korean Knobs

Korean Knobs

Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

 

Jessica Simpson's Eraser Boobs

Jessica Simpson's Eraser Boobs

Jessica Simpson's boobs are always poking around. At this point its like looking at your dads old porn. Yeah its ok when times are tough, but really… yawn.

 

Alba Has Emo Pokers

Alba Has Emo Pokers

Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!

 

Eye See Jessica Alba's Nipple

Eye See Jessica Alba's Nipple

Jessica Alba was apparently freezing on the set of her new Movie, "The Eye". Jessica plays a blind girl who doesn’t believe in bras.

 

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!

 

Jessica Alba's Breasts Are Cold

Jessica Alba's Breasts Are Cold

Alba went shopping in a Rite Aid this weekend and must have stepped into the freezer section. Either that or she is pointing at the best detergent that money can buy.

 

Amy Winehouse as a Simpson Character

Amy Winehouse as a Simpson Character

I love the Simpsons Avatar creator, and when I noticed the Dolly Parton hairdo I thought immediately of my favorite train wreck – Amy Winehouse!

 

Real-Life Kwik-E-Marts

Real-Life Kwik-E-Marts

A dozen 7/11 stores have been transformed into Kwik-E marts as a promotional campaign for the Simpson's Movie.

 

Fattest Child in the World

Fattest Child in the World

Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.

 

Homer Vs. Peter Griffin: The Video Game

Homer Vs. Peter Griffin: The Video Game

Homer Simpson battles Family Guy's Peter Griffin in a video game! Techy shtuff: This is a recording of MUGEN, a 2D fighting game engine for the PC.

 

Jessica Biel Lifts Her Shirt

Jessica Biel Lifts Her Shirt

G ahead and take your shirt off, Jess... we aren't looking.

 

Jessica Biel in GQ

Jessica Biel in GQ

Jessica Biel posed in a bikini at the beach for GQ magazine. I like!

 

Jessica Alba Picks Her Butt

Jessica Alba Picks Her Butt

Jessica Alba is known for her beautiful beach bum, but did you know her nickname is Sandy Bottoms? True story.

 

Kim KardASSian

Kim KardASSian

Looks like Kim Kardashian's butt ate Jessica Biel's booty. Then got pregnant. ***NOT A PHOTOSHOP!

 

Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman (Almost) Kiss

Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman (Almost) Kiss

The MTV Movie Awards always prompts some sort of gimmicky hi-jinx. Here's Jessica and Sarah pretending to go all "college-experimental" in front of America.

 

Celebrity Karaoke: John Mayer

Celebrity Karaoke: John Mayer

In another installment of LG’s acclaimed Celebrity Karaoke series, John Mayer sings a little ode to Jessica Simpson’s fabulous breasts.

 

Jessica Simpson is Retarded

Jessica Simpson is Retarded

DER!!! DER DER DERRRRRRR! Jessica annoying to ride next to on the short bus.

 
 

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