PHOTOS
Jessica Simpson looks like a dumb Muppet from Fraggle Rock. All she is missing is a dunce cap and a catchy song about dyslexia.
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9/11/2007
PHOTOS
Jessica Simpson's boobs are always poking around. At this point its like looking at your dads old porn. Yeah its ok when times are tough, but really… yawn.
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9/6/2007
PHOTOS
Jessica Simpson has lost about 30 pounds, and has obviously be working out – she's got the calves to prove it!
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7/10/2007
NEWS
Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.
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7/10/2007
ANIMATIONS
In another installment of LG’s acclaimed Celebrity Karaoke series, John Mayer sings a little ode to Jessica Simpson’s fabulous breasts.
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5/25/2007
PHOTOS
DER!!! DER DER DERRRRRRR! Jessica annoying to ride next to on the short bus.
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5/25/2007
PHOTOS
Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?
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5/18/2007
PHOTOS
Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!
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5/9/2007
PHOTOS
Leave it to Jessica Simpson to make cleavage look sultry yet painful at the same time. I can't take my eyes off her boobs, which is good, 'cause I'm deathly afraid of her orange freak-face.
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5/8/2007
PHOTOS
Jessica Simpson recently crossed the red carpet in Vegas, where she had to wear weighted shoes to prevent her boobs from lifting the rest of her to the ceiling.
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5/7/2007