Marge Simpson Has Cartoon Boobies

Marge Simpson Has Cartoon Boobies

We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.

 
 

Fill in the Blank: Homer Simpson

Fill in the Blank: Homer Simpson

You use lines from Homer Simpson in every day conversation. But how well do you really know the words of America’s favorite animated dad?

 

Sarah Jessica Parker Is Twisted Sister

Sarah Jessica Parker Is Twisted Sister

Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

 

This Jessica/T-lake Photo Will Blow Your Mind

This Jessica/T-lake Photo Will Blow Your Mind

Justin Timberlake has a nice rack. I bet his ass is pretty awesome, too.

 

Jessica Simpson Still Has Them

Jessica Simpson Still Has Them

It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.

 

Jessica Simpson: Garbage Fail Kids

Jessica Simpson: Garbage Fail Kids

Check out the new Jessica Simpson Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

 

We're sorry, Jessica

We're sorry, Jessica

We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

 

Bart Simpson Promotes Scientology

Bart Simpson Promotes Scientology

The voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, is robo-calling people and telling them about the great wonders of Scientology.

 

Jessica Simpson Might Have Gained Some Weight

Jessica Simpson Might Have Gained Some Weight

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

 
 

Jessica Alba's Mom

Jessica Alba's Mom

Believe it or not, they're related. Is how Jessica Alba's going to look when she's 50. Hopefully not.

 

Jessica's Got Mean Calves

Jessica's Got Mean Calves

Jessica Simpson has lost about 30 pounds, and has obviously be working out – she's got the calves to prove it!

 

Jessica Alba's Ass: Then and Now

Jessica Alba's Ass: Then and Now

There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?

 

Jessica Alba Does Calendars

Jessica Alba Does Calendars

Here's an image from the Jessica Alba Campari calendar that's coming out. They could sell this thing without the calendar for all we care. Everyday is Alba day to us!

 

What Simpson Are You?

What Simpson Are You?

What Simpson are you? O.J Simpson? Ashlee Simpson? Homer Simpson? Lisa Simpson? Find out now!

 

O.J. Simpson vs. His Glove

O.J. Simpson vs. His Glove

OJ Simpson is in trouble again and he needs some legal advice. Who to help, but the man who saved his life – his killer black glove!

 
 

Post-Preggers Jessica Alba Wears A Bikini

Post-Preggers Jessica Alba Wears A Bikini

Well, she didn't become a fatass after giving birth. But she is wearing a stupid hat.

 

Is Jessica Simpson Fat or Pregnant?

Is Jessica Simpson Fat or Pregnant?

It looks like Jessica Simpson might have gained some weight now that nobody really cares about her anymore. Unless she's just pregnant, which will make us care about her even less.

 

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