GAMES
These jugs have been drinking all day. It’s time you give them a Breathalyzer test.
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10/19/2009
PHOTOS
It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.
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6/9/2009
PHOTOS
Check out the new Jessica Simpson Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!
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2/23/2009
PHOTOS
We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.
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2/19/2009
PHOTOS
It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.
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1/26/2009
PHOTOS
Jessica Simpson has lost about 30 pounds, and has obviously be working out – she's got the calves to prove it!
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1/5/2009
GAMES
What Simpson are you? O.J Simpson? Ashlee Simpson? Homer Simpson? Lisa Simpson? Find out now!
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11/7/2008
PHOTOS
It looks like Jessica Simpson might have gained some weight now that nobody really cares about her anymore. Unless she's just pregnant, which will make us care about her even less.
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9/10/2008
PHOTOS
Jessica is as happy about her boobs as you are.
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7/14/2008