Finally she remembered she's Jessica's sister and that boobs are the family's trademark.

Cash Warren, you sir are the captain of the douche squad, K-Fed has nothing on you, you openly mock Jessica's pregnant body while the rest of us mourn what you ruined.

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

What adult just sucks a lollipop like that in public? The kind who is pregnant and afraid they will no longer be a sex symbol, that's who.

And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.

She sure has a type.

Thats no POW, that is a POA (piece of ass). Jessica Simpson visited the troops to raise........um, moral?

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.

A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.

This week Philip Norris is appalled that Jessica Alba would destroy her body by getting pregnant.

In theaters 2-26-08. Jessica Alba and Hayden Christensen star in this psychological thriller. While undergoing open-heart surgery, a man's failed anesthetic leaves him completely alert, but paralyzed and unable to tell his doctors.

In theaters 2-1-08. Jessica Alba stars in the remake of the Hong Kong film "Jian Gui". The story follows a woman who receives an eye transplant that allows her to see into the supernatural world.

With Sex and the City coming to HD DVD, everyone will be able to bask in the gloriousness that is the petrified face of Sarah Jessica Parker.

Jessica Simpson looks like a dumb Muppet from Fraggle Rock. All she is missing is a dunce cap and a catchy song about dyslexia.

Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

Jessica Simpson's boobs are always poking around. At this point its like looking at your dads old porn. Yeah its ok when times are tough, but really… yawn.

Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!

Jessica Alba was apparently freezing on the set of her new Movie, "The Eye". Jessica plays a blind girl who doesn’t believe in bras.

From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!

Alba went shopping in a Rite Aid this weekend and must have stepped into the freezer section. Either that or she is pointing at the best detergent that money can buy.