Ashlee Simpson Inherited Boobs

Ashlee Simpson Inherited Boobs

Finally she remembered she's Jessica's sister and that boobs are the family's trademark.

 

Jessica Alba is Depressingly Pregnant

Jessica Alba is Depressingly Pregnant

Cash Warren, you sir are the captain of the douche squad, K-Fed has nothing on you, you openly mock Jessica's pregnant body while the rest of us mourn what you ruined.

 

Jessica Simpson's Smurf Fetish

Jessica Simpson's Smurf Fetish

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

 

Alba Sucks a Blow Pop

Alba Sucks a Blow Pop

What adult just sucks a lollipop like that in public? The kind who is pregnant and afraid they will no longer be a sex symbol, that's who.

 

Jessica Simpson Has Face Whiskers

Jessica Simpson Has Face Whiskers

And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.

 
 

Daisy Dukes 4 The Troops

Daisy Dukes 4 The Troops

Thats no POW, that is a POA (piece of ass). Jessica Simpson visited the troops to raise........um, moral?

 

Jessica Simpson Hates Dallas

Jessica Simpson Hates Dallas

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.

 

Who is having Sex with that City?

Who is having Sex with that City?

A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.

 

Jessica Alba's Preggers!

Jessica Alba's Preggers!

This week Philip Norris is appalled that Jessica Alba would destroy her body by getting pregnant.

 

Awake Trailer

Awake Trailer

In theaters 2-26-08. Jessica Alba and Hayden Christensen star in this psychological thriller. While undergoing open-heart surgery, a man's failed anesthetic leaves him completely alert, but paralyzed and unable to tell his doctors.

 

The Eye Trailer

The Eye Trailer

In theaters 2-1-08. Jessica Alba stars in the remake of the Hong Kong film "Jian Gui". The story follows a woman who receives an eye transplant that allows her to see into the supernatural world.

 

Sex in HD

Sex in HD

With Sex and the City coming to HD DVD, everyone will be able to bask in the gloriousness that is the petrified face of Sarah Jessica Parker.

 

Jessica Simpson Is A Muppet

Jessica Simpson Is A Muppet

Jessica Simpson looks like a dumb Muppet from Fraggle Rock. All she is missing is a dunce cap and a catchy song about dyslexia.

 

Korean Knobs

Korean Knobs

Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

 

Jessica Simpson's Eraser Boobs

Jessica Simpson's Eraser Boobs

Jessica Simpson's boobs are always poking around. At this point its like looking at your dads old porn. Yeah its ok when times are tough, but really… yawn.

 

Alba Has Emo Pokers

Alba Has Emo Pokers

Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!

 

Eye See Jessica Alba's Nipple

Eye See Jessica Alba's Nipple

Jessica Alba was apparently freezing on the set of her new Movie, "The Eye". Jessica plays a blind girl who doesn’t believe in bras.

 

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!

 

Jessica Alba's Breasts Are Cold

Jessica Alba's Breasts Are Cold

Alba went shopping in a Rite Aid this weekend and must have stepped into the freezer section. Either that or she is pointing at the best detergent that money can buy.

 

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