VIDEOS
Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.
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6/27/2007
PHOTOS
G ahead and take your shirt off, Jess... we aren't looking.
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6/20/2007
PHOTOS
Jessica Biel posed in a bikini at the beach for GQ magazine. I like!
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6/20/2007
PHOTOS
Looks like Kim Kardashian's butt ate Jessica Biel's booty. Then got pregnant. ***NOT A PHOTOSHOP!
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6/6/2007
PHOTOS
The MTV Movie Awards always prompts some sort of gimmicky hi-jinx. Here's Jessica and Sarah pretending to go all "college-experimental" in front of America.
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6/6/2007
ANIMATIONS
In another installment of LG’s acclaimed Celebrity Karaoke series, John Mayer sings a little ode to Jessica Simpson’s fabulous breasts.
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5/25/2007
PHOTOS
DER!!! DER DER DERRRRRRR! Jessica annoying to ride next to on the short bus.
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5/25/2007
PHOTOS
"I'm sorry... did you say something?
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5/22/2007
PHOTOS
Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?
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5/18/2007
VIDEOS
Some awesome footage of Jessica Alba's photoshoot for the newest issue of GQ. Apparently they think she's pretty or something.
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5/18/2007