GAMES
These jugs have been drinking all day. It’s time you give them a Breathalyzer test.
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10/19/2009
GAMES
Here’s a game that’s similar to traditional Memory, but it involves Superheroes! Just match the superhero with his or her superhero symbol. If played enough, this game will make you SUPER smart.
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10/5/2009
GAMES
These celebrities like to drink milk because drinking baby blood would be too disgusting.
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9/8/2009
PHOTOS
Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.
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9/3/2009
PHOTOS
Justin Timberlake has a nice rack. I bet his ass is pretty awesome, too.
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9/2/2009
PHOTOS
You mean he didn't bang Alba? That's the only reason to be happy these days.
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7/23/2009
PHOTOS
It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.
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6/9/2009
PHOTOS
Check out the new Jessica Simpson Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!
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2/23/2009
PHOTOS
We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.
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2/19/2009
PHOTOS
It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.
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1/26/2009