Let's just say that if I died and they used Jessica's butt as the pillow in my coffin, I'd already be in heaven.

Jessica Alba, Topher Grace and Flava Flav star in this award-worthy promo for the '06 Mtv Movie Awards.

Some perv at a Jessica Simpson concert decided to just film her mooseknuckle. Now we reap the benefits.

The Thanksgiving you learned about in school is 100% wrong. Take a look at how the first Thanksgiving really went down, starring everybody’s favorite Leprechaun.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are divorced, but that doesn’t mean that can’t sing a duet together. This is for you old-school LG fans out there who remember our awesome celebrity karaokes.

At Saniqua's high school, being pregnant at prom was just about the coolest thing you could do.

You'll love our Roll-Back prices! Discounted for her pleasure!

Voted "Most Likely to Pull Some Silly Prank at High School Graduation"

At Ernest's Old School Dojo, we'll teach you how to be more "old school!" Get the dance moves they DON'T tell you about in school.

School is back in session and you’re already wasting time on the internet. You never seemed like college material anyway.

Boob days, boob days, dear old golden boob days.

Jessica bangs John Meyer, Israel’s bombs explode, and a polygamist leader blasts off to jail. Philip Norris has the stories – and he’s completely un-Photoshopped.

Here's a human reinactment of the old-school video game Pong. Now what about Grand Theft Auto?

Watch a bunch of humans reinact the Space Invader's video game. And then watch them be attacked by a bunch of school bullies wanting to give them wedgies. Dorks.

Check out Jessica Simpson's new music video "Public Affair." It's filled with celebrities and boobs.

Star Jones wallows in self pity, Wacko Jacko moves to Europe and Jessica isn’t good enough for Dallas.

We feel like we knew this kid in high school.

God hates Emo kids, so he invented a place where they can be made fun of.

Jack Black goes The Shining on our ass in this remix of School of Rock.

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!