Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

Justin Timberlake has a nice rack. I bet his ass is pretty awesome, too.

In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly gives back to school advice.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

Are you a Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times, cruising through the school day on a cool buzz? Or are you Saved By The Bell’s Zack Morris, making education more bearable with killer parties. Take this quiz to find out what famous student you’re most like!

Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

Thank God there is always a camera rolling at middle school orchestra recitals, that way the child is traumatized for life and not just a minute.

It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.

It's a Very High School Musical edition of Whoose Boobs for you this week. (P.S. - We love Zac Efron!)

Check out the new Jessica Simpson Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

On this week’s edition of the internet famous Whud’Ya Know, we ask you questions about High School! Do you have what it takes to get every single answer correct?

We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

Or maybe they're just crazy.

Believe it or not, they're related. Is how Jessica Alba's going to look when she's 50. Hopefully not.

Jessica Simpson has lost about 30 pounds, and has obviously be working out – she's got the calves to prove it!

There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?

Here's an image from the Jessica Alba Campari calendar that's coming out. They could sell this thing without the calendar for all we care. Everyday is Alba day to us!

Here's a German teacher stripping for some of her high school students. She should be promoted, not fired.