Here are photos from January Jones' appearance in the latest GQ, a magazine we would have no interesting in buying if it wasn't for photos like these.

When you reach a certain age, things start falling apart. Jenny, we're going to miss you.

In these troubled economic times, nothing beats these guys if you want to pay absolutely nothing for nothing service.

We feel so sorry for this dude who just made out with Star Jones.

He's searching for the Lost DUPLO of San Francisco.

See if you can guess whether these things are Indiana Jones artifacts or just crap from Pier 1 Imports!

Are you a true Indiana Jones fanatic? See how much you know about Indy and his movies, nerdboy.

In theaters 5-22-08. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Tommy Lee Jones can't turn down a paid vacation, no matter how weird the Japanese commercial.

Man has his own style, you have to give him that.

Jenny McCarthy strikes a fierce pose as does her "Hoo Hah". This is not so much a camel toe as it is a coin purse.

Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

Here's a question: Was Al Reynolds gay before he married Star? Or did he just turn gay? (See picture)

Hollywood's Drug Problem. Bad for young jonesing starlets… good for Star Jones!

Kirstie wanted to show Oprah up by stripping down to her skivvies. I don't care how well Jenny Craig worked for her, she still makes me uncomfortable.

Star Jones wallows in self pity, Wacko Jacko moves to Europe and Jessica isn’t good enough for Dallas.

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

Watch Saddam Hussein sing a parody of Jennifer Lopez's "Jenny From The Block."