Of course she loves the cereal that is "fun to munch because it keeps its crunch".

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.

To be fair, he really just loves nature.

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

It is also not a great place to raise children or practice free speech. It is however, a goldmine of storylines for Big Love writers.

Hayden Panettiere strips out of her graduation gown on the set of I Love You, Beth Cooper.

With more than 15 million singles, match.com promises you'll find love.

She loves to get paid for sex or things relating to sex.

This is sad, maybe MTV can figure out a way to capitalize on getting him some help.

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

"I love you" three of the many words every deaf girl wishes she will some day hear.

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly gives dating advice.

Some lonely boy with a love of Robert Smith composed a touching tribute to Mr. Ledger.

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

In honor of the Consumer Electronics Show 2008, here are some hot gadgets and the sexy hotties who love them.

Fractals, ya know, the only thing the stoners in your high school math class actually paid attention to.

A SNES built into a wooden system! The environmentalists will love this!

Some fat girl tried to eat JLW, while on the way to spend her $50 gift card at Torrid. Run JENNIFER!

Jennifer Love Hewitt has back ordered 1000 of these. Get to it, STAT!

Maybe I don't want to die... I am just going to call this number here and maybe someone will tell me how important and loved I am… oh… well…never mind.