What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

Jennifer Lopez continues to deny accusations that she is pregnant, furthering our thoughts that she is just getting really fat.

Jennifer Lopez is so money, that she doesn’t even use regular sunglasses. They serve only one purpose, to remind you why you hate her.

What made Jennifer Lopez decide that this was the best outfit to showcase at the launch of her new clothing line? She looks like a fruit rollup or a tall oompa loompa.

Jennifer Aniton broke away from her evil captor, Courtney Cox, and spent the day on the beach. Not bad for someone her age.

The much-awaited girl-on-girl kiss from The Dirt! Vibe on their sexual tension!

For a chick whose famous for little more than her fantastic rack, you'd think she would have done this a LOOOONG time ago.

Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson had to fluff the girls before going to an Oscar afterparty.

Beyonce & Jennifer Hudson perform at the 2007 Oscars.

Under a veil of extreme secrecy we’ve begun tapping the phones of famous celebrities to find out how they really act out of the public eye. Our first victims: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn!

This week the world got a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s boobies, winter storms made everyone stay indoors and talk to their families, and Mel Gibson does the Holocaust.

This week Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hook up, Bush and Bono have lunch together, Michael Jackson gets called for jury duty and other signs the world is a truly crunked-up place.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

You’re Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s baby and it’s your job to get down the birth canal as soon as possible. Watch out, Britney’s fetus is gonna make your job very difficult!

Watch Brad and Jen sing about love, breaking up, and having sex just one last time. It’s a musical masterpiece.

If you learn anything from Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's split, learn what failed celebrity couple you are.

Watch Saddam Hussein sing a parody of Jennifer Lopez's "Jenny From The Block."

Tony Paparazzi is one of the world's greatest celebrity photographers. In this edition Tony goes after J.Lo!