This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

What this picture doesn't show is the after math of this little "experiment". Imagine hours of pulling splinters out of your peen.

Jenna Jammeson spent the weekend dressing like Susan B Anthony on a meth and cheetos diet. She makes that tranny look good... Kinda.

An entire lighting rig almost falls on Hillary Clinton and the most she can say is "Jesus, Mary and Joseph"?? Even Bush knows how to curse!

Bush is literally a butt hole, or to be more precise… many butt holes. Check out this pic of the President made of many tiny little stinkers. Did he just wink at me?

Jenna and her Ogre of a boyfriend where caught making out at a local nightclub. Or he was eating her whole, who knows.

Jenna Jameson no longer creates boners, she is however very boney. She looks like a friggin zombie, so not hot.

Bush may hate black people, but Kanye West hates any accessory that doesn’t make him look like more of a poser.

Jameson has either gone on the South Bronx Parasite Diet or she is getting prepared to play Skeletor in the HeMan Movie.

Apparently losing enough weight to make you look like a crack-ho inspired Jenna to plump up her face with 5 gallons of collagen. Desperation takes its toll, Jenna....

Everybody Dance Now! I'm pretty sure the entire continent of Africa is laughing at our president now.

What Would George W. Bush Do? This chart pretty much sums it up.

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are pegged to host a new reality TV series that basically gets virgins laid. It's being made by the same guy that released the Paris Hilton sex tape, so you know it's gonna be classy.

Why do we love about George W. Bush so much? Because he's our most entertaining president!

Beeping out words is funny. It's even funnier when you do it to un-dirty words! What did Bush just say??

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!

Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart talks about George W. Bush's fatness. Did you know he gained 5 pounds this year? The tragedy!

Check out this new "game" featuring porn star Jenna Jameson. It makes us want to buy Jenna Jameson porn.

Check out George W. Bush giving a message to some old lady. It's creepy like your Uncle.