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Here is something from 2009 that didn't suck. Enjoy.
This got me to thinking about drugs, steroids, etc. The other day Mark McGwire admitted to juicing, and as this amazing animation illustrates all types of drugs have effected the game of baseball, and sports in general throughout the years.
I think that what needs to happen is that we need to stop trying to stop people from doing drugs, and just have all athletes admit what drugs they are on, have them listed like any other stats.
"Oh, I see here that the pitcher today is left handed and takes lithium and synthetic cat hormones."
How many basketball players smoke weed?
No really, how many? I thought you knew.
The point is that Doc Ellis was able to throw a No No on LSD and speed, but you give that same combination to Randy Johnson, and you might just see a little girl get her head ripped off... I'm not talking about a stray pitch either. I am talking about him walking over to the crowd and ripping a little girls head off because he thinks she is a bag of Doritos and The Big Unit loves Doritos... especially blonde Doritos.
We should just be told what these guys are operating on, so that we can fully appreciate their performances.
Did this make any sense? I'm a little F'd up on whippets right now... Got to get ready for my big ultimate frisbee game.
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Jenny McCarthy strikes a fierce pose as does her "Hoo Hah". This is not so much a camel toe as it is a coin purse.
Cincinnati Bengal Chad John gives a locker room interview after a game, during which he sustained a heavy blow to the head. You think he might have gotten a concussion?
Watch Brad and Jen sing about love, breaking up, and having sex just one last time. It’s a musical masterpiece.
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Jazz Hands Johnson is a genius when it comes to the sing-song. Hear him sing a tune, and then guess the song!
Jazz Hands Johnson is a genius when it comes to the sing-song. Hear him sing a tune, and then guess the song!