Featuring from pretty much every viral star of the last two years.

Rambo and Jingle Bells. They go together like peanut butter and jelly, blood and gore.

That thing could suck you up and you would never be seen again. Now you know what Rosie's adopted kids feel like.

A classic bit from Rowan Atkinson's stand-up routine reminds us all stand-up can be great in spite of what Dane Cook has done to the art.

Exclusive in Japan! Apparently cheese-stuffed crust pizza is for amateurs! This pizza features hot dog roll crust, sausage patties, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, and what looks like green beans! Yummerz!!

Note to self: Next time, don't eat massive bean 'n' cheese burrito before bungee jump. Got it.

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

"Peanut Butter Jelly Time" is remixed into the infamous K-Fed "Popozao" promo video. Happiness abounds.

Seriously, California is having forest fire problems! Lay off the beans, buddy! This means YOU!

How did Katie Holmes Cruise give birth to TomKitten? David Spade spills the beans.