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Jason Davis Pees Himself

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Feb 19 2007

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!


 
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Jason Davis Pees Himself

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 19 2007

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!




 
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Jason Biggs Is Big As In Fat

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 16 2009

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.




 
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WYR Milk Moustaches

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 8 2009

These celebrities like to drink milk because drinking baby blood would be too disgusting.




 
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Aunt Prank

By: LG Staff
Date: May 7 2008

It's a fine line between manslaughter and prank.




 
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David Rolas Adrenalina Music Video

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 11 2006

Check out this music video by rapper David Rolas. It's filled with booty shaking, motorcycle madness, more booty, and it's featured in the new movie "Crank." In theaters September 1.




 
 
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Wedding Daze Clip

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 17 2008

Buy it on DVD January 15th. After the death of his girlfriend, Anderson tries to move on by asking a complete stranger to marry him.




 
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American Idol Is Fake

By: LG Staff
Date: May 1 2008

Paula Abdul screwed up and now everybody knows that American Idol is fake!




 
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Hancock Trailer

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 3 2008

In theaters 7-2-08. A hard-living superhero who has fallen out of favor with the public enters into a questionable relationship with the wife of the public relations professional who's trying to repair his image.




 
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Spanish Fly Wedding Daze Guide To True Love

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 13 2008

How do you know if you're really, truly in love? You listen to our resident sex expert, The Spanish Fly!




 
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Juno Trailer

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 28 2007

In theaters 12-14-07. Juno is a whip-smart teen confronting an unplanned pregnancy by her classmate Bleeker. With the help of her hot best friend Leah, Juno finds her unborn child a 'perfect' set of parents: an affluent suburban couple, Mark and Vanessa, longing to adopt.




 
 
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Suck My News Weekly January 9th 2004

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 19 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly July 16th 2004

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 16 2004

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Burger Clown

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 18 2006

Watch as a naked drunken burger clown terrorizes a small town and leaves it traumatized forever.




 
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Suck My News Weekly John Kerry Sux At Kickball

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 3 2004

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Whod You Rather Week 41

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 23 2003

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
 
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Whod You Rather Week 24

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 26 2003

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
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Celebrity American Idol

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 25 2003

Coming this Fall: See what happens when celebrities…sing?




 
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Whod You Rather Week 39

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 9 2003

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
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Film School Is For Jerks

By: LG Staff
Date: May 19 2004

College is when you learn dumb movie trivia and how to drink until you vomit. Both are equally important.




 
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Valentines Day

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 10 2006

These celebrities will take you out for Valentine’s Day and then dump your ass.




 
 
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Whod You Rather Week 81 Sexy Scientologists

By: LG Staff
Date: May 21 2004

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
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Goodtimes Asians

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 29 2008

In this edition, oh we so horny for all the hot Asian celebrities in Hollywood.




 
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WYR Twins

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 23 2009

Picking out your favorite twin is like choosing your favorite boob. It just doesn’t matter sometimes.




 
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Whod You Rather Week 72 Villains

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 19 2004

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
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Shorties

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 18 2005

These celebrities are so short they look like little Pokemons.