This Japanese man makes Donald Trump's comb over look like amatuer hour.

This man is the fastest stripper in the world! He is NOT the most attractive stripper in the world.

For the modern Japanese business man! This guy uses his commute time to get some much needed dental work done.

Japanese TV is often dangerous, bizarre and borderline pervy; this is just plain *wrong*!!

Our favorite Japanese leather daddy, Hard Gay, is here to make sure the kids are appreciating their daddies on Father's Day!

How they found the time to invent Nintendo, Pokemon and S.A.R.S, I will never know.

This guy demonstrates how it's possible to have goldfish living in water below the oil in a deep fryer. Oh those wacky Japanese!!

Well if jerkin' it wasn't easy enough – now lazy Japanese men can use this gadgit to do it for them!

The Japanese are insane geniuses? Yes. Live video games rule!

Japanese police go head-to-head with Darth Vader. See who wins!

Even on the train, Japanese men have a strategy for getting an eyeful of panty. Klassy.

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

Those crazy Japanese have made another useless-but-entertaining gadget -- the motorbike that WALKS!

Some may argue that this pantiless up-skirt shot is a programming glitch, but I know how those Japanese programmers minds work. Dirty, dirty, dirty.

The Japanese are truly the greatest people on Earth!

Even in Japan, it's cool to practice safe sex, kids!!

Only the Japanese could have tricked out a van so radly. It's a psychedelic anime roadtrip!!!!

This chick is a little too fat for those crazy Japanese girl styles!

Only the Japanese could have done this for they are the most amazing people on the internets.

I know Japanese people are weird, but...