There's nothing your Pilot can't do.

In theaters 1-4-08. In this remake of the Japanese horror film "Chakushin Ari", several people start receiving voice-mails from their future selves -- messages which include the date, time, and some of the details of their deaths.

A new ad campaign in Japan plays a trick on the mind, confusing little Japanese mall patrons more so than usual. Why is it that every picture of an Asian has Asians in it with cameras?

Don't worry about Billy Blanks' career. It is alive and well in Japan with the release of his upcoming rap album titled, "BOOM BOOM Wonderland".

What happens when a Japanese couple gives birth to a new baby? A stereotype is born.

In this commercial for hair gel in Japan, Orlando solves an amazing number of problems with just his hair. Unfortunately there is no way to reclaim dignity...

Another odd product from the people who are obsessed with farts, the Japanese. Maybe they should get busy on making the PS3 less crappy instead.

This proves the lines at Disney World are nothing to complain about. Also, that cleanliness and claustrophobia are not big concerns with the Japanese.

Crazy Japanese TV is always there to brighten your day. This guy bounces around like a real life Kirby.

This Japanese man makes Donald Trump's comb over look like amatuer hour.

This man is the fastest stripper in the world! He is NOT the most attractive stripper in the world.

For the modern Japanese business man! This guy uses his commute time to get some much needed dental work done.

Japanese TV is often dangerous, bizarre and borderline pervy; this is just plain *wrong*!!

Posh Spice stands over an American flag as the Spice Girls reunite.

Our favorite Japanese leather daddy, Hard Gay, is here to make sure the kids are appreciating their daddies on Father's Day!

How they found the time to invent Nintendo, Pokemon and S.A.R.S, I will never know.

This guy demonstrates how it's possible to have goldfish living in water below the oil in a deep fryer. Oh those wacky Japanese!!

Well if jerkin' it wasn't easy enough – now lazy Japanese men can use this gadgit to do it for them!

The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!

The Japanese are insane geniuses? Yes. Live video games rule!