Aretha Franklin Steals
After attending a Kennedy Center gala, the White House realized someone had stolen several yards of curtains from the Oval Office.
Grandma's Corpse Smells Funny
The long, slender bones of grandma's rotting hands really accentuate baby Jane's soft features. Jane can only dream of having hair as nice as grandmas.
Your Pussy is Starring at Me…
"Ma'm are you aware that your crotch is starring at me? And why do the curtains not match the carpet?"
Travolta's Magic Hair
John Travolta is blessed by the power of Xenu. His magical thetans can transform him from "G.I Jane" to "Movie Flop" instantly.
Kirsten Dunst Has Fangs
...But the latest issue of Jane Magazine has photoshopped them out on their cover image. Very sneaky, Jane Mag.
Jesse Jane at the AVN Awards
Jesse Jane was "Best Dressed" on the red carpet at the AVNs. If you think this isn't a big deal, you obviously haven't seen the way most porn stars dress!!
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