Michael Bay said he could use some flames.

Does this make Michael Jordan, Lex Luthor?

Kanye West and Beyonce can play a mean game of Connect Four which is probably more than you can say for Dr. Jan Adams.

This TV anchor has the same disease that Michael Jackson "supposedly' has.

No Michael, we didn't come to see you. We are here for your delicious breads and pastries. Duh…

When the last episode of The Office this year airs, thanks to the writers strike, hopefully this song from Jan about her "cat" will keep you warm.

There's nothing that will get writers back to work quicker than the threat this possible "TV show" poses to the American psyche.

There's nothing smoother than Michael McDonald and this gentleman clearly understands that.

If Michael Bay ran the military, there would never be any more wars.

Michael Jackson, Rick James, Prince, Stevie Wonder, and Rod Stewart impersonators were pulled from Hollywood Blvd. to perform on Jimmy Kimmel.

In theaters 10-12-07. On his sprawling country estate, an aging writer, Michael Caine, matches wits with the struggling actor, Jude Law, who has stolen his wife's heart.

… is not like the others. Poor little pasty Jan Brady got lost amongst a sea of breasticles. She needed some of that fake Britney ab tan.

The pure love, that exudes from Michael Stipe's eyes, screams "forever". Everybody hurts… but not anymore.

Hey this is Michael Vick! Let’s get ready for some hard core dog fights bro!

NSFW: NFL quarterback, Michael Vick, plead guilty yesterday. This was all thanks to McGruff, the crime dog's, harsh interrogation tactics.

Another amazing speed painting of Optimus Prime. Only thing missing is Michael Bay, showing up to ruin everything.

Michael McDonald never cracks a smile, making him the antithesis of Jimmy Fallon.

Some argued that Michael Richards' infamous N-word debacle was an attempt at humiliating a heckler, gone terribly awry. The comedic master Bill Hicks (RIP) shows how it's *really* done.

The Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey is surprisingly cute, despite having a Michael Jackson/Skeletor nose. Lookit the little guy!!

NSFW: Judd Apatow's new movie starring George Michael from Arrested Development. I'm wetting myself with anticipation