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Grant/Lee. Ali/Frazier. Brady/Bieber. History is forged through conflict. In the WTF Will Happen Showdown, we pit two likely scenarios against one another, and you must decide what the future will hold. For each pair, pick the outcome that will happen first.
Look. Yeah we're going to keep posting about Tiger Woods because that's the only thing on the news right now. So unless Jeff Goldblum dies in the next twenty minutes or we just fall alseep while writing this post, this is what you're stuck with so just deal.
So far there are SEVEN girls (or NINE, nobody really knows) who have come out and said they banged Tiger Woods. That's a lot of secret phone numbers to keep in your secret iPhone which will eventually make it's way onto the internet so that your secret sexy sext messages and nude pictures will be seen by the world! Respect!
In case you were wondering which of his mistresses is the hottest, we've got that taken care of for you. We're even going to add Elin to the mix because we're worried she'll be jealous (she's suffered enough!). This was a relatively easy task because the girls all have their own look. None of them really look the same. It seems that Tiger's only requirment for banging a girl was that she had a vagina - that's it! So here we go...

8. Florida waitress, Mindy Lawton. She looks like one of our alcoholic neighbors. "WUD YOU LIKKKE MEE TOOO SEDUSH UUUUUUUUUUU!"

7. Rachel Uchitel. This an old photo of her. In her new photos she looks like this, but more plastic. And less like her lips are made of liver.

6. Don't know what Tiger saw in Jaimee Grubbs. We guess it's kind of cool that she was in Tool Academy. Wait. No we don't. There is nothing redeaming about this chick besides her taste in short red clothes. Moving on.

5. Porn star Holly Sampson. Now we're talking. Now we understand why Tiger Woods would cheat on his wife: Elin obviously hated gay people. Holly Sampson supports gay people so much she's willing to wear a rainbow bikini on her boobs. That could be the only reason why he'd sleep with a porn star, right? RIGHT!?!
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Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!
Pregnancy is such an exciting time in a teenager's life, she has her whole life behind her.
So "Kin Lee" girl was not an exception but actually just the tip of the Bulgarian Idol ridiculousness iceberg.
She's a lot like her sister, she has amazing boobs at a young age and seems destined for a miserable failure of a life.
Tommy Lee Jones can't turn down a paid vacation, no matter how weird the Japanese commercial.
"Running With The Devil" was a weak outline of Eddie Van Halen shredding until DLR got his vocal track down.
Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!
Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!
In theaters 10-19-07. A profile of Ian Curtis, the enigmatic singer of Joy Division whose personal, professional, and romantic troubles led him to commit suicide at the age of 23.
Follow the greats like Axl Rose and Tommy Lee and get yourself in fighting shape with the Heavy Metal Diet. Side effects include alcoholism, herpes and heroin addiction.
Curtis Allgier's face and neck tattoos include various decorative swasticas, "skin head" or his brow, F.U.N. on his chin, SS bolts on his cheeks, a crucifix, "Property of Jolene" on his forehead, a Doc Martin boot on his nose, and the "Hatebreed" logo above his mouth.
AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.
Tommy Lee got naked to promote PETA's anti-fur movement. That's fine with me!!
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee were seen kissing recently, after spending the day together with their children. Could it be a third chance for the sexy couple?
Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has a girlfriend, and the only question left to ask is: What back alley did he meet her in?