In this month's Playboy Magazine, supernerd James Cameron said he designed his female Avatar aliens with breasts, even though they're not placental mammals (don't worry, we have no idea what that means either!). Since the movie cost around $500 million and it's in 3D, we can only hope that those boobs are so amazing they pop out of the screen and punch us in the face so hard they give us a black eye. We hope! But what if they aren't? Whose computer generated/animated boobs will you fall back on?
We've always been partial to Angelina Jolie in Beowulf, which you probably didn't see because the movie sucked. But damn, look! They even made her eyes look like she wants nothing to do with us, just like in real life!
Do you have any favorite computer generated characters? Share in the comments. Watch our 10 Sexiest Cartoon Characters if you need a little help deciding.
If by "amazing" you mean "looks sort of like a bangable Doc Brown." Which you probably don't think at all because you're not as disgusting as us.
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Chris Brown PSA
After Chris Brown beat the crap out of Rihanna, he decided that the right thing to do would be to make a PSA about domestic abuse... or did he?!
Topless Girl Does What You've Been Wanting to Do to James Blunt for Years
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Kardashian Wears It Well
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Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.
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In theaters 7-18-08. Batman and James Gordon join forces with Gotham's new District Attorney, Harvey Dent, to take on a psychotic bank robber known as The Joker, whilst other forces plot against them, and Joker's crimes grow more and more deadly.
James Franco May Smoke Weed
It's debatable, he may just be a method actor, guy plays a stoner in almost everything.
Wait a minute…
"Look, my name may be Brown, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. Yeah, you sit over there…"
Justice "D.A.N.C.E." Supergroup
Michael Jackson, Rick James, Prince, Stevie Wonder, and Rod Stewart impersonators were pulled from Hollywood Blvd. to perform on Jimmy Kimmel.
Bobby Brown's Deathbed Boobs
Bobby Brown just had a heart attack! Can you guess the boobs that contributed to this?
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