NEWS
Terrorists go to jail, Robin Williams goes to rehab, and Heather Mills goes fence-hopping. Philip Norris has the stories… and photos of Suri?
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8/11/2006
GAMES
Getting slap happy is fine, just don’t slap your girlfriend. You might go to jail!
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8/11/2006
ANIMATIONS
You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!
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8/4/2006
NEWS
Mel faces Jail, New York faces heat, and Paris faces the press (and looks dumb). Philip Norris has the latest, and doesn’t have sex with boys!
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8/4/2006
NEWS
This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!
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3/24/2006
MUSIC
If this Music Trivia game will teach you anything, it's that you know nothing about music -- unless you're as smart as us, which we know you're not because we did it with your music teacher and she told us so. Snap!
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3/4/2006
ANIMATIONS
Nobody knows turkey like Martha Stewart, that’s why we hired her to tell you all about it.
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11/14/2005
PHOTOS
This kid should be locked up and put in jail for molesting that innocent doll.
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11/1/2005
NEWS
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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2/12/2005
NEWS
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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4/9/2004