OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Whoose Boobs: Jail Boob Rock

Whoose Boobs: Jail Boob Rock

Everybody in the whole cell block was rocking to the jail boob rock.

 

PARIS goes to PRISON!

PARIS goes to PRISON!

Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail! YAY!!!!

 

Prison Guys Gone Wild

Prison Guys Gone Wild

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!

 

Bad Musicians / Retarded Couples

Bad Musicians / Retarded Couples

Jessica bangs John Meyer, Israel’s bombs explode, and a polygamist leader blasts off to jail. Philip Norris has the stories – and he’s completely un-Photoshopped.

 

Terror-whiffed

Terror-whiffed

Terrorists go to jail, Robin Williams goes to rehab, and Heather Mills goes fence-hopping. Philip Norris has the stories… and photos of Suri?

 

Happy Daze

Happy Daze

Getting slap happy is fine, just don’t slap your girlfriend. You might go to jail!

 

Total Mel-Tdown

Total Mel-Tdown

Mel faces Jail, New York faces heat, and Paris faces the press (and looks dumb). Philip Norris has the latest, and doesn’t have sex with boys!

 

Sex Offender Sabotage

Sex Offender Sabotage

Wanna make your friend believe that somebody they know is a sick and nasty pervert who was once thrown in jail for being a sex offender?

 

Kid Molests Blowup Doll

Kid Molests Blowup Doll

This kid should be locked up and put in jail for molesting that innocent doll.