Snakes On a Bible: Samuel L. Jackson Reads The Holy Bible

Snakes On a Bible: Samuel L. Jackson Reads The Holy Bible

Samuel L. Jackson just announced plans to voice the part of God in a new audio version of The Bible.

 

Medieval Burger

Medieval Burger

We hear Peter Jackson's fat ass wants to direct a movie based on medieval burgers.

 

Michale Jackson Kidnaps Princess

Michale Jackson Kidnaps Princess

We hope that Mario can come save the little princess.

 

Michael Jackson's Changing Face

Michael Jackson's Changing Face

See the metamorphasis of a chronically weird popstar.

 

Kanye West Is Gay?

Kanye West Is Gay?

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

This week a Star Trek cast member comes out of the closet, Stallone wants to do another Rambo, and there might be another crazy Jackson on the loose.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky

Suck My News Weekly: Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky

This week Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hook up, Bush and Bono have lunch together, Michael Jackson gets called for jury duty and other signs the world is a truly crunked-up place.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Free Michael Jackson!

Suck My News Weekly: Free Michael Jackson!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Michael Jackson's Dropping Babies

Michael Jackson's Dropping Babies

This game is kind of like basketball, but with a baby instead of a ball, and Michael Jackson instead of Michael Jordan.

 

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