If you spent too much time listening to Michael Jackson, snorting cocaine, and watching TV during the 80s, then this game is for you.

Finally a place Michael Jackson can fit in.

This TV anchor has the same disease that Michael Jackson "supposedly' has.

I guess these silly Asians don't know that's a word that only black people can use.

The only black thing on this cover is the type setting.

Michael Jackson, Rick James, Prince, Stevie Wonder, and Rod Stewart impersonators were pulled from Hollywood Blvd. to perform on Jimmy Kimmel.

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.

John Madden claims he wanted to make video games more realistic. Watching this clip of Bo Jackson go crazy all over the field reminds us he took the fun out.

Michael Jackson the "King of Pop" and the "Czar of Scar". A pedophile and a plastic surgery nightmare, is there anything he can't do?

Latoya Jackson shows her brother two can play at this game.

The Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey is surprisingly cute, despite having a Michael Jackson/Skeletor nose. Lookit the little guy!!

Squeaky voiced man-children of the past and present collide when MJ gives San J a ring in the latest installment of LG’s mind blowing phone tap series.

What's wrong with the skin between Janet's boobs? Looks like some implants are pulling at it a little too much!

How does Barak Obama rate on a Blackness Scale? Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton do the math.

Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.

I think it's just Michael Jackson under that burka…

This little guy is waaay too good to be a lowly subway performer. Get this guy on Hollywood Boulevard, stat!

This reminds me of that Janet Jackson 'Rolling Stone' cover. Only a lot more wholesome!

Sometimes you just need to rest your head in the crotch of a pop star.

Since you didn't go see Snakes on a Plane (like everybody else apparently), why not watch Snakes on a Claire Danes? She's so much hotter than Samuel L. Jackson!