Celebrity Chatline: Wacko Jacko

Celebrity Chatline: Wacko Jacko

Ever wanted to talk to Michael Jackson? Now’s your chance. LiquidGeneration has him on our celebrity chatline right now!

 

Pedophiles are the Sex!

Pedophiles are the Sex!

This Halloween you can go as some dumb ass "sluty fairy", which we all know is just an excuse to act like a whore, or you can go as Wacko Jacko! Look at them eyes!

 

Jacko Monkey

Jacko Monkey

The Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey is surprisingly cute, despite having a Michael Jackson/Skeletor nose. Lookit the little guy!!

 

Mr. Potato Head

Mr. Potato Head

Let's see… what shall I look like today? Where's my Jacko nose??

 

Star Jones Has No Job

Star Jones Has No Job

Star Jones wallows in self pity, Wacko Jacko moves to Europe and Jessica isn’t good enough for Dallas.

 

Suck My News Weekly: WACKO JACKO SHOWER SEX!

Suck My News Weekly: WACKO JACKO SHOWER SEX!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

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