The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.

Jack McBrayer aka Kenneth the Page, stars in the new Mariah Carey video. BET should see a spike in their Parliament smoking, DayGlo wearing, blogger demographic.

Jack White is pissed he didn't think of this.

It's stuff like this which shows you why your mothers dead.

Miss Cleo wasn't needed to predict the outcome of this Halloween costume. 24 better start writing episodes around Jack being "falsely accused".

A dog got run over by one of the bikers in the Tour de France! O noes!!! (The dog was uninjured.)

Opening the jack-in-the-box apparently scares this owl – making him shrink!

Jack Nicholson is not one to let the young, hot, vacationing starlets get all the spotlight; he wants the tabs to get a load of his bikini body too!

Hello and welcome to whose boobs the only on-line game to hi-jack the top five stories of the Boob-itomi towers.

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!

O Noes! Secks Dunjun found!

O NOES! I'm a gay Mormon pot-head who practices Wicca – I am royally fu©#ed!

Nicole is looking dangerously thin again lately, and I've heard through a celebrity "doctor" that her stomach is bloated from malnutrition! O NOOOO!

Movie game time! Just match the pictures to make movie titles and you win a million dollars! (Just kidding about the million dollars!)

O RLY!

Some say that playing music puzzles will turn you into Billy Corgan. You should so hope that's true.

It's St. Patrick's Day week and that means it's time to get drunk and play your favorite music puzzle game.

The best music trivia game of all time! You match the pictures to create a band name. Good Luck!

Today is your day to play the #1 Music Puzzle Game on Liquid Generation. It's also our only one!