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Miley Cyrus In Playboy?

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WHO'D YOU RATHER?

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Bad Musicians / Retarded Couples

Bad Musicians / Retarded Couples
Jessica bangs John Meyer, Israel’s bombs explode, and a polygamist leader blasts off to jail. Philip Norris has the stories – and he’s completely un-Photoshopped.
9/1/2006

ANIMATIONS

George Bush Junior Jr's Plan for Peace!

George Bush Junior Jr's Plan for Peace!
Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?
8/25/2006

NEWS

Mission: Impossible to Work With

Mission: Impossible to Work With
Tom Cruise got fired, Israel is fired up, and Survivor is heating up… with racism! Philip Norris has the stories, unless he embarrasses himself trying to rap.
8/25/2006

NEWS

Child Star Almost Dies

Child Star Almost Dies
Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.
7/21/2006

NEWS

Kevin Feder-Lying?

Kevin Feder-Lying?
Will K-Fed’s alleged cheating be the straw that breaks the crying, pregnant camel’s back?
7/14/2006

VIDEOS

Fox Reporter Shot At by Israeli Forces

Fox Reporter Shot At by Israeli Forces
Watch a Fox Reporter get shot at by Israilis soldiers! Goodtimes in the Middle East! When is your next family vacation there?
7/14/2006

NEWS

Suck My News Weekly: August 9th, 2002

Suck My News Weekly: August 9th, 2002
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
8/9/2002

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