Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Tara Reid are back and this time they're defending NYC with their Spidey-senses!

This little cutie-pie is all alone now that his internet stalker isn't around any more. Won't someone please fill the hole in his adorable heart??

The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.

Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!

Perez Hilton is the reigning gossip queen on the internet, and our beloved Henry has a few choice words for him.

Tats. Lots of celebrities have them. From Dolphins to Ying-Yangs to Marvin Martians. Okay, so maybe nobody has tattoos that lame. See if you can match the tattoos in this game to the celebrity!

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total F*¢kWad

The "Parass Hilton" buttplug is a must-have for any celeb-obsessed loved one this season!

Take an adventure into the exciting world of celebrity butts with noted Celebrity Butt-ologist - Uncle Cornswagle!

Get out your magnifying glasses and search for the sexy differences in each of the photos we give you. The hunt continues, so be there for the adventure!

How dare a celebrity surgically enhance his/her face for the betterment of his/her image!

No need to fast-forward through movies just to get to the good stuff – the sex scenes. Just play this video trivia game for the raunch you love!

This kid does 101 impressions of famous celebrities and characters, all in under four minutes.

The new show "Armed & Famous" features B-list celebrities who apparently want to become police officers. What won't they make into a reality show??

Now is your chance to create your very own celebrity using our Create-A-Celeb special technology! Choose from different celebrity heads, eyes, mouths and other appendages, and then post the results on your website or MySpace page!

Like a little junk in the trunk? In this game, you have to figure out whose hot thong-clad butt you’re looking at. Hosted by Mr. Thong Song himself – Sisqo!

A new year approaches! Resolution number one: waste more time playing stupid internet games.

Celebrities were once children, too, you know! God they're ugly.

How much useless information did you retain this year? Put your 2006 know-how to the test in four different categories: music, movies, television and celebrities.